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Dress like crap and wear a yacht club blazer.
The best entertainment value is looking ambiguious to where the sales squad doesn't easily differentiate whether you are a good prospect or not.
Such promotional events usually end up costing the dealer about $300 per prospect so they don't put a man in the discard pile too easily. Borrow your rich uncle's Rolex Oyster and wear a ratty straw hat. Bring a frail old person with you and call her "Mama" and mention her stock portfollio that will soon be yours.
Find a salesman surrounded by a herd of prospects and ask his bottom line price on the closest car. No matter the number yell "What?!?" at high volume. This is called "shouting the fat off the price" and will win you many savvy admirers.
Sounds like big fun whatever you do.
John
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