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Republican code
1. You are against federal intervention in your personal lives, but want to control what women do.
2. You believe that unions are evil and big business is the salvation for us all.
3. You believe that missing WMDs in Iraq are more threatening than nuclear weapons in the hands of Chinese and North Korean.
4. You believe that there art, music, and theater have no economic value and should not be taught in schools.
5. You believe that one doesn’t worry about the effect of pesticides on future generations, because that will be their problem.
6. You believe that personal morals are more important in a President than the ability to lead a nation towards a better future.
7. You believe that the AIDS virus is God’s retribution on homosexuals.
8. You believe teachers are way overpaid, although you would never accept such wages or such a job.
9. You believe that hunters only kill for food, not for sport.
10. You believe that being a white anglo saxon makes you more worthy.
11. You believe the NRA is good because it supports parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is bad because it supports parts of the Constitution.
12. You believe that taxes are too high, and the poor should pay even more.
13. You believe that Rush Limbaugh and Pat Buchanan are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison.
14. You believe that standardized tests are fair and balanced, after all, didn’t white anglo saxons make up the tests.
15. You believe that Christian Republicans are good and Christian Democrats are evil.
16. You believe that unfettered capitalism is God’s plan of salvation
17. You believe that homosexuality should be illegal, and homosexuals should be put to death, after all, isn't that God's plan anyway.
18. If you don't like a veteran's viewpoint, say all his medals were undeserved.
19. If you can't refute the statement, call the man a bastard and his wife a whore.
I'm sure there are more silly statements from both sides. I don't find any of them amusing.
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