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Anyone else foolish enough to sit in the front row?
Went to a variety show in Vegas and my wife insisted on sitting in the front row again. I don't know why but everytime we see a live show, I get pulled onto the stage and humiliated. I swear they must look for the most fearful, uncomfortable looking dude in the crowd to call up.
Once, we went to a comedy show on a cruise ship and I had just gotten the funkiest haircut from the ship's barber. Motherf***ing comedian wouldn't leave me alone! B@st@rd.
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