Scene from the year 2010, after the "Moses Workfare" plan takes effect.
The setting: a McDonalds in any city or town in America:
Man 1 (to a McDonald’s worker): Dude, why you working here?
Man 2: Couldn't find nothing better. It's a job, you know?
Man 1: Why don't you just leave your wife and kids, stop paying support?
Man 2: I'm not doin' that! They’re my family!
Man 1: You don't understand! If you leave her and stop paying support, the county will give you a job! A good job!
Man 2: Huh?
Man 1: Yea dude, its the new Moses welfare plan. If you don't support your kids, they give you a county job, and enough pay to not only support yourself but your wife and kids too! All you have to do is STOP SUPPORTING THEM for a while. They'll come get you and give you a job! A good one too! You don’t even have to work that hard.
Man 2; You’re crazy!
Man 1: I tried to get on the county payroll for years, no luck until I walked out on my girl and my kids! Look at me now!
Man 2: I quit!
