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I had a dream last night, it was about World War Three....ahhh that wasn't my dream, that was Bob Zimmermans dream...lets get our dreams straight here...

I had a dream last night it was about another land far far away on another star. In this land was a place called Kansas that had a city called Chicago. In this city of Chicago there lived a girl who was thinking of running for President of a place called DC, that place was full of con men, grifters, crooks. thieves and politicans, and why anyone would want to be President of a place like that is beyon explaination. This girl had a little dog named Obama. One day a big wind came up and blew the girl and her little dog Obama clear across the country like a tumble weed. When they landed they were in a land that was so far to the left that they were sitting right on the edge of the ocean. The people in this land were always shaking out of fright that they would fall into the ocean one day and make Las Vegas ocean front property. Upon picking herself up and dusting herself off she noticed that most of the people in this strange land had wetbacks, and when she asked these people where she was they repleid "No Hablea English" Till she finally ran into a Black Man on the corner of 18th and Fairfax. The Blackman said to the girl, "Welcome to the jungle baby!" The girl stammered out, "Where am I, what strange land is this?" The Blackman replied, "why this is Hollywood Land Missy." "Well" the girl replied, " I sure like the weather here, but all these cars and such high real estate prices for something that could fall into the sea at any moment doesn't seem rational to me!. How do I get home to Kansas?" The Blackman stopped and thought a moment and said, "Well maybe the Govenator of this land might be able to help you...yep you wana see Arnold the Govenator, you might be the only one he can help in this land." "OH" say the little girl how do I get to see him." "Well missy." The blackman said pointing "you gotta take the Golden State Freeway all the way to the city called Sacramento" "But Beware now." continued the Blackman, "when you come to a fork in the road you stay to the right, cause if you go to the left your going to wind up in the city by the bay and 3 very wicked witches live in that city." "Oh, I'll be carefull," replied the girl as she set out up the Golden State Freeway to Sacramento. It seems that it was just about this time that the sun was coming up and the dogs started to bark and I woke up...but maybe I'll finish up the dream tonight...