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GruppeB bylaws; Section 2, Part I: You can only join GruppeB if you...:
A. Drive a racecar and have a big head. Often times, refering to yourself as Otto.
B. Are a banker with A.D.D.
C. Have a wife who gives you the finger.
D. Keep trying to convice everyone you really did turn 21
E. Are a professor named "Schnitzle".
F. Only can say "yep", and everyone is happy when you do.
G. Wear tight biking shorts
H. Pose with your shirt off holding tools
I. Attack racoons with a pipe and a broken Guiness bottle
J. Feel "twine" is a secure aircarft tie-down
K. Are known as someone's dad
L. Fix cars by turning the radio louder
M. Know someone named Ms. Buns
N. Drive a pink car
O. Drive a car with pink calipers
Section 2, Part II: If you can add a new category to Part I, then welcome to GruppeB!!!
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all cars sold.
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