You have got to stop drinking this early in the day...surgery,smugery, your not fooling us..just a big hangover... kidding you know, hope you feel better soon...ex boss had something like this done, had your eyes PLUS raccoon stripes.. he looked like an overweight hungover Lone Ranger / where are your stripes ? must cost extra I guess.
Anyway,hope you feel better soon and it turns out well.
Rika