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IZAL medicated toilet paper

I have just discovered it is still available!
For those of you who have not had the benefit of; a RC girls convent school, holidayed in cheap northern England (UK) boarding houses, or spent time as an inmate in a long term institution, I shall describe it. It is a hard, crinkly, waxed paper, that cuts and has a peculiar smell. It is less satisfactory than newspaper or xmas wrapping paper. I believe it's use should be confined to nuns and child molestors to give them a pre-taste of hell. In fact, I'm sure it was developed by a dominican nun to eliminate pleasure from a natural function.
It is actually available to the public. Aside from from the managers of public restrooms, who buys this stuff? They buy it because it's economical - no one uses it, so it lasts.
There are some very sick people out there:shock:
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Last edited by Isabo; 12-14-2005 at 01:51 AM..
Old 12-14-2005, 01:44 AM
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