[onewhippedpuppy]

Surely that's not the best you can do? I figured that you would have an endless source of red state bashing humor to rain down upon us from your Canadian high horse.

By the way, don't you run the risk of being tarred and feathered by your liberal buddies for using the term "Christmas"? Since that wasn't funny, here's a Vin Diesel fact.

When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

Vin Diesel has two speeds: walk and kill.