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Pompano Beach Florida, here I come . . .
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I used to live in S. Florida. You'll like it. It's the L.A. of the East Coast.
Okay, S. Florida really is a bit different from L.A.
- More people speak Spanish in S. Florida than LA.
- It seems more people in S. Florida speak Spanish than English.
- Practically everyone who speaks English is from New York, or New Jersey, "Where we did things better."
- There are Condo-Commandos on the roads.
- You can go 20 mile in 3.5 hours.
- There are hurricanes.
- It rains like hell for 15 minutes each and every day in the summer.
- Fleeing felons across the country like to go there before they get busted.
PS: I believe the state slogan is, "When I get old and retire, I'm moving North and driving really, really slow....