Kansas? My wife lived in Kansas City, MO for a couple of years back in the early 70's. She says there are only three seasons: 1. Freezing cold. 2. Blistering hot & humid. 3. TORNADO!
But we should brag? Today, the only people enjoying Willamette Valley weather are body & fender shop owners...it was freezing rain from Eugene up to Portland, snow in higher elevations. Roads a mess! I stayed in, watched the Chargers upset the Colts. Another illustration of why I never bet on pro sports, but it sure was a fun game to watch.