Ha! San Antonio is for pu$$ies.
I used to live in Victoria, TX, now that's a rough and tumble, gunrack and pipebumper town!
want to play the video game Defender in an arcade? Waiting in line, you're up next. No you're not! Not if some 10-year-old girl has a bigger knife than you do... she's next.
true story, and sad to say I'm really dating myself there.