Once while smashed at a club; I went up to a smok'n hottie at the bar and started really working my charm. I set my beer glass down and took drinks between the lines of macho false promises. Suddenly I was interrupted by a funny taste and chewy things in my mouth. I had picked up someone else's glass half empty with cig butts floating in it.
She fell out, I crawled away like a poisoned rat.
