[Jims5543]

Drank too many Jack and cokes. On way home told friend to pull over for a piss break along a semi busy road. I hopped a barbed wire fence (important detail) and pissed in an empty field. Friend thought it would be funny to start driving away. I chased after him running at full speed. I forgot about fence.

I came to a full and complete stop and could not figure out why. I was so numb I could not feel I had just been shredded by the fence. I pulled myself off anf walked to my friends car. Bleeding pretty bad. Could have used some stiches in hindsight.

I have scars to this day from that. I also ruined my favorite baggies.