[onewhippedpuppy]

In high school at a party we thought it would be funny to fill a supersoaker with piss, then shoot a guy. Being the dumbass I am I was the gunman, and quickly found myself being chased by an angry 6'5" 300 lb guy. In the process I slipped on the grass and sliced by knee open on a rock, very, very deep. After an hour of it soaking through towels, I finally let someone drive me to the ER. The driver was, you guessed it, my earlier victim. Needless to say, I felt like an ass. The next morning I looked at my shoes, one of them was so soaked in blood I couldn't even tell what color it used to be. Thankfully God watches over fools and drunks, because I was both that night. And a few others.......