Hmmmm-if I were a cartoonist, and I were to draw an my impression of today's Christmas, it would be a collage of many things including, but not limited to, overcrowded malls and parking lots, unfriendly people hurrying down the street on a mission of aquiring Christmas booty, the infernal bell ringers glaring at you as you enter any store, ear bleeds from too many versions of "Jingle Bell Rock", drunks wearing santa hats, middle aged, divorced people crying themselves to sleep all alone, the christmas opportunist as described by Jake above, stealing the presents or lifting wallets, and last, but certainly not least, the fat kid on top of a building scoping his AR-15 on all the above because his Dad finally got around to grounding him off of playing Grand Theft Auto on the X-box (which he received as an "early" xmas gift) for torturing small animals.
Who doesn't play well with others?
