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There was the time I was with a buddy, in the woods by Camp Grayling, an Army camp in Northern Michigan, blasting away with a pistol. I had cotton in my ears and was stone ass drunk. He tapped me on the shoulder, but I ignored him. Then he hit me on the shoulder hard. It was then that I turned around to discover a Humvee full of MPs with side arms drawn. Turns out we were only about 50 yards from the camp, and shooting directly at it......They asked us to leave, and we high tailed it....
I guess stripping off my closes and running stark ass naked around that golf course when it was 20 degrees is not worth noting....
OH WAIT. I got one. I wake up after a hell of a night (I was in college). I don't remember *****. My girlfriend comes over and is acting pretty strange. She asks me if I remember anything from the night before. Nope. Turns out, I had informed her that I been nailing another chica on the side, and went into detail about I had manged to pull it off. The 'Priceless' ? She forgave me, and I continued having my extracurricular fun.
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