[onewhippedpuppy]

Originally posted by Jim Cesiro

I could never understand the permanent marker thing. A joke is a joke but that is so messed up. Glad my buddies never thought of that,.... wait, I was usually the baby sitter. That night with the fence was one of the first times I told them they were siitting me. Its funny I sort of gave up drinking after that one for a while.

Sometimes I would prefer the marker. When I went to KSU, we had a roommate that would pass out cold, you could hit him with a hammer and it wouldn't wake him. One night when he was out, we carried him, bed and all, out in front of our apartment. We had to fold his mattress in half like a sandwich to get him through the door, but he never stirred. Our apartment was on the end by the parking lot, and it was a big complex, so most people had to walk past ours to get to their unit. We woke up the next morning to the sound of girls laughing outside, he still hadn't woke up, but had pissed himself, and had become quite the attraction.