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Drunk skier pursues hot, sober girl...
I guy I went to school with was an excellent skier and an accomplished drunk. On a spring skiing break he gets quite drunk and starts to tag along with a very hot girl he meets on a chairlift. Eventually he notices that a few girls are skiing in bikini tops as is the custom in the spring in Lake Tahoe. He challenges the hot girl; "Let's ski this f***er nekkid!"
At the top of the mountain they strip. She carefully puts her clothes in a small backpack at the base of a tree. He puts his clothes next to her backpack. She yells, "let's race!" He has a good lead, but when she passes him he notices that she is wearing her backpack and has his clothes in her arms. It turns out that she is a much better skiier, and she's sober. She disappears. Apparently she skiied off trail and got dressed. He finished the run nekkid. And alone. She left his clothes at the base of the mountain with the ski patrol who had cameras ready when he arrived. I think one of the pictures is still up behind the local bar.
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