[Mulhollanddose]

Stroke of phenomenal brilliance--invade Iraq and create a terrorist sucking vacuum that concentrates the multi-headed Islamofascist Hydra into one compact kill zone...Simultaneously liberating 50,000,000 oppressed, setting up an experimental democracy (second best option after turning the place to glass) dividing the ME right down the middle, setting up a strategic alliance (whether they like it or not), and finally sending a message to the world and other would-be contenders that you best not #$%^ with us!

Absolute genius. We couldn't have expected a better course.