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Some friends of mine have the worst kids I ever met. Daddy somehow found a 19 year old smokin' hot Swedish baby sitter. (Au pair?) Mom and dad went away for the weekend. When mom got sick, they returned home early. Story goes that dad made several panicked calls home to warn the baby sitter they were coming home, but the phone was off the hook. When they walked in the house, there were strangers sleeping all over the house. They were in the parents bed, the kids beds and crashed on the floor. They finally found the kids sleeping on the floor of a walk-in closet. There were traces of cocaine on the glass coffee table and a bong in the kitchen. They went through a few good bottles of wine they found in a wine cooler.
Mom said "You're fired!"
Dad said, "Let's not be so rash, it's not that bad."
They are now divorced and the Swedish girl is no longer dating daddy. Man, I love the suburbs!
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