Our third is 8 weeks old. He's now in the stage of alternating constipation with explosive diarrhea.
His last expulsion saw a wall of poop half way up his back.
Sounded like one of teenerted's farts from back in the day...after many beers and maybe some refried beans mixed in.
Ah...good times, good times.
I was once changing my second oldest when he decided it would be a great time to push out a little more...in the form of a flying turd that hit me in the chest. I don't think my wife quit laughing for at least an hour. I'll be saving that story for when he brings his first GF home.
