You know, a lot of that stuff is true, because men don't allow themselves to get hung up on what everybody else thinks.
The things about the number of pairs of shoes, wrinkles in clothes and packing for a week: all true, because we are OK with ourselves.
Our shoes don't beat us up because we refuse to buy shoes which don't give us comfort.
Phone conversations end when they should because we say only the important stuff. I don't care what she said about what he said about what.....
I suspect the part about getting lost is an evolutionary thing from the days of hunting-gathering.
Sometimes I don't shave my face or neck.
However, the author has clearly never considered the left-hand thread.
The grass sometimes seems greener on the 'other side'.
Les