[Rick Lee]

Sing, was that Laura Ingram? Great story. Ok, time for another.

My nextdoor neighbor (I'll call her Brenda) in my last house was a very cool girl who partied with my roommates and me a lot. She had some hot friends too. One was this scorching Argentinean girl (I'll call her Cari). They both waited tables at a local bar. When I met Cari, I instantly thought "way too hot for me to ever have a chance with". I wasn't as much an alpha male in those days. Anyway, I was in pretty good shape then and a few wks. away from my first marathon (8 yrs. ago), so I wasn't drinking. Brenda knew this and asked me to be the designated driver for her girls night out. What a chance! Well, after a few hours of standing there with a glass of water in my hands and watching their coats while they got all loaded and danced, Cari came up and started kissing me out of the blue. This went on a while and all the girls saw it. I drove them back to Brenda's place and they all wanted to come nextdoor to my place to hang out. After a while they got up to leave. Cari was the last one, waited until the others were out the door, closed the door behind them and starting hugging and kissing me all over again. She stayed that night and it was super. Turns out she was a MILF and I had to drive her to get her son the next day and take them back to her place. I ended up hittin' that one a few more times before she just stopped all contact. Ran into her again about a year ago and did not recognize her until I heard her call her son's name and then put 2 and 2 together. She was married and about 9 mos. pregnant. Looked totally different. Glad I hit it while it was good.