[Superman]

That is some of the sharpest commentary you have offered here, Joe.

I've seen this list before. It is indeed funny. I imagine it was written by a man, not a woman. Frankly, I am delighted not to be a female. Very much so. But they do enjoy one advantage we don't:

A little boy and little girl are playing together. the little boy gets bored, pulls down his pants, points at his Johnson and says "Ha ha. I have one of these, and you don't."

The little girl screams and runs to her mother. The next day, the little boy and little girl are playing again, and the little boy pulls the same trick, thinking that if it worked once it should work twice. The little girl pulls up her dress and points at her box and says: "Right, but I have one of these. And my mommys says that with one of these I can get all of those I want."