LOL... Looking back at the thread now, I didn't properly underlined the fact that this has been the source of good- humored ribbing between us, and that I had called her and declared sarcastically that I was "on strike". FWIW, I don't think I ever stated that I loved the floors more than her.
And actually it went over fine, she got the point. She promised she wouldn't drag the furniture when she moves the furniture around.
Her response when she saw the note was: "So you won't be needing dinner then?"