[Matt Holcomb]

I took Propecia for about two years after I got sick and tired of spending half an hour in the shower every morning ****ing around with a spurious three-stage shampoo system only to watch the same amount of hair go down the drain.

I had a lot of re-growth with Propecia, but the miracle drug was turning me into a woman -- spontaneous crying, erratic moods and constant cravings ... for chocolate!

I told my then-girlfriend that we had become a lesbian couple thanks to Propecia.

I still blame the dissolution of our relationship on Finasteride.