The attitude in your first paragraph directly contradicts the attitude in your second paragraph. If you're losing hair, and it matters to you, don't screw around--do it right. If you're going gray, and it matters to you, fix it the right way. Grecian formula is the equivalent of that "spray on hair" that used to be advertised on late night TV.
If you depend on your hair to satisfy the babes

, you really need to go to a professional.