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A few year ago I was "randomly" selected to undergo the IRS version of a colonoscopy.
A team of IRS lawyers spent 3 days going through my records. After three days, the lead investigatior called and offered a "Settlement" of $5,000. I asked what they had found. Answer; NOTHING! But he said if they continued looking, they would likely find something and my accountants bills would exceed $5,000 anyway. I accused him of extortion, refused to pay and told him that all future communication must be in writing to my accountant and attorney.
They left empty handed. Why? Because I pay my taxes. Every damn penny. I didn't lose one wink of sleep during the audit.
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My work here is nearly finished.
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