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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Aurora,Ontario. Canuck
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What happens when Chuck Norris roundhouse kick's the wings off a butterfly? A hurricane starts on the other side of the world.
Originally, the writers of Superman had written "faster than a Chuck Norris roundhouse.." but quickly realized their error and changed it to "faster than a speeding bullet.." because they knew no one would ever believe anything was faster than a Chuck Norris roundhouse!
On the DAY before the first DAY, Chuck Norris created God.
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