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Woman (Miss Walburn): "Major, do you know what positive reinforcement is?"

Major Payne: "Is that anything like when you take a POW and you snap his neck after you tortue him so he don't have to go through the rest of his life with a colostomy bag?"

Major Payne: "'Slipper' he say! You think Charlie care anything 'bout 'slippery'? Only thing he know's slip your throat!"

Woman: "Major, have you ever done this sort of work before?"

Major Payne: "Woman, under this here hat I've tried twenty thousand, fo' hundred eighty three combat killin' machines!"*

*Going off memory, can't remember exact number???

The whole movie (Major Payne) was AWESOME. Everytime my buddy comes home from college we make sure to watch it in his 72' Westy.

I'd go out on a limb and say it's the best Comedy, ever.