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Originally posted by rcecale
Q: Do you know the difference between a Marine and a SUBmarine?
A: Nothing! A sailor will go down on both of them! 
Randy
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Not bad, jarhead.
A transport plane was in route to Guadalcanal Island during WWII and it was blown off course in a terrible storm. The plane crashed in the sea, and everyone made it to shore in the life raft.
The survivors included: A young and very attractive Navy Nurse; The Marine Pilot and Co-Pilot; and Five young Marine replacements including their corporal.
The pilot explains he did not get out a distress call before they went down and the island is not on any normal navigational patterns.
The Navy Nurse ask what that means.
The pilot explains they have little chance of being rescued and could be marooned there for life.
The Navy Nurse gets worried that there are 7 men and just her.
The pilot decides they should split up and explore the island, meet back in 2 hours and discuss what they have found.
Everyone meets back with relatively good news, the island has plenty of fresh water, fruits, a lagoon with fish, and there seems to be turtles on the south beach. There are also plenty of palm trees and other wood to make shelter. In addition, an empty barrel has washed ashore.
Everyone sets out to build a shelter.
After 3 months everyone has come to the conclusion the pilot is right, no chance of a rescue.
The men have a secret meeting and decide to draw straws for who gets the Navy Nurse.
They approach the nurse with their idea and with the winner.
The nurse being well medically trained and quite practical decides this is not viable and decides to give in and have SEX with all 7 Marines on a rotating basis, each man getting it once per week. But she does NOT want to get pregnant so she limits SEX to blowjobs only. She also stipulates she wants to have SEX while under the empty metal drum, and the Marine is to place his penis in the hole for her to pleasure.
The Marines huddle again and agree this is the most practical idea.
After about 4 months the nurse starts getting regrets and decides to take her own life.
After another 6 months, the Marines huddle again and decide to bury her.