[Brian Cameron]

Must still be around, at least in Canada - got this in my inbox a couple of days ago:

Sent: Monday, January 30, 2006 10:42 PM
Subject: Fw: Symptoms of bird flu


>
> Subject: Bird Flu Symptoms
>
> The British Columbia Centre for Disease Control (BC CDC) has released
> a list of symptoms of bird flu that the general public should be aware
> of in light of the increasing likelihood of a bird flu pandemic in
> coming months. Any of the following symptoms should be treated
> immediately: 1. High fever
> 2. Chest Congestion
> 3. Nausea
> 4. Fatigue
> 5. Aching in the joints
> 6. Difficulty in pecking at insects
> 7. Flapping wings uncontrollably
> 8. An irresistible urge to ***** on someone's windshield.
>