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Originally posted by austin552
I miss dodge ball...
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When my son was 6, I was summoned to his principals office to discuss some innappropriate behavior "of a sexual nature." I was shocked and a little panicked on my way to the school. With an air of deep gravity, the principal informed me that my son had dropped his pants in the boys bathroom and peed in the drain in the center of the floor.
I laughed and told the principle I remember doing the same thing when I was a kid. Then I added; "So what was the disturbing behavior you called me about?"
Now he's in high school. They play dodgeball and slaughterball with the enthusiastic support of the coaches, and there appear to be no residual signs of his early sexual deviancy.