As published in the 2-13-06 ALBANY (OR) DEMOCRAT-HERALD:
"TOUCHY SITUATION: A man told the Linn County Sheriff's office he checked on a car parked next to his trailer in the 2600 block of Old Holley Road about 10:30 A.M. Saturday. Inside, he reported seeing a naked man who was passed out with his genitals tied to the steering wheel. The caller woke the man up, and he drove away."
Guys, I really can't think of anything funny to add to this one.
