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my ex was rather adventurous and I think she sometimes she did things to have them happen. She 'jumped me' once with the kids in the same room asleep (Camping Cabin).
In college, my girlfriend's German Shepard jumped on top of me while I was on top of her! THAT was a surprise.
The best story I have about such things was from the President of a Company in Central Long Island. Early one Sunday morning, they were going at it pretty good with the door locked. The finish and get dressed and head down to make breakfast. All three kids are already awake.
The middle child, a girl about 6, asks: "Mommy, what were you and Daddy doing in the bedroom?"
He looked at his wife and they each turned bright red. The silence was deafening.
His 3 year old son chimes up: "I know what they were doing. Daddy was giving mommy a horsey-back ride!"
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James
The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the engineer adjusts the sails.- William Arthur Ward (1921-1994)
Red-beard for President, 2020
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