[cstreit]

“Driver has no cash”

“We interrupt this marriage to bring you the racing season.”

“You must be fast, cause you were haulin' ass when I passed you!”

“ Driving a race car is like making love to a gorilla - you don’t get to stop when you get tired”

“Because golf, football, and baseball only require ONE ball.”

“My drinking team has a racing problem”

Seen by the gas cap “Insert cash here”

“No such thing as bad weather, just bad tire choice”

“No Fear? Then you’re not going fast enough”

“You can sleep in your race car, but you can’t race in your house.”

Printed upside down on a Formula Vee: “If you can read this, roll me over!”

On a Pinto: “Hit me and you go too..”

“Don’t follow me, I’m just making this s**t up!”

“I may be slow, but I’m in front of you”

Seen on the inside: "First pedal on the right"