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Well, you know, Rush Limbaugh says the events at Abu Graib were nothing more than a fraternity hazing, nothing to get our collective panties in a wad over.

What's that you say, over two dozen prisoners died while in US custody? Prisoners were raped, both men on men and men on women? Waterboarding and withholding of food and water were used?

This can't be true, you must have the Bush Administration confused with Saddam Hussein's administration, surely.

Besides, Attorney General Gonzales says it's OK anyway, so there.