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A woman is sitting at home when suddenly there is a knock at the door. It's her Husband's Supervisor looking grim faced. "Mrs. Smith, there's been a terrible accident at the Brewery. Your Husband fell into a vat of beer and drowned." Mrs. Smith is overcome with emotion and replies, "My God that's terrible, but at least I have comfort knowing that he died quickly and peacefully." I don't know about that" replies the Supervisor, "He got out 3 times to go to the bathroom."
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