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yea sparky, can't wait until you host a group ride....
you need to talk to that dude in the front though.
explain to him that long pants cause too much aerodynamic friction.
shorts, tank top and sandals...that's the way to go!
that's how the pros ride.

less weight, less drag, go faster.
everybody knows that!

at least they're not wearing helmets.
those dang things weigh about two pounds.
totally unacceptable!
and completely unnecessary.

personally, i like to ride with guys like that.
they're donors waiting for an opportunity and the suspense of "when" tickles me in my private place.

as one of my friends said of a fellow (famous) competitor: "He's a well-versed, bad experience awaiting a dance partner so they can get their names in the paper."