[M.D. Holloway]

The road was not kind - especially to a man without any trousers on. Years ago TABS had replaced the upholstery with a thick wool blanket. It was only 15 minutes in and the chaffing began. Subtle at first then the intensity built to a full fledged ripping at his lost pride.

He took both hands off his wheel to attend to his backside. This proved to be a costly mistake in attention. Any physical stimulation to his backside meant complete and uncontrolled flatulence combined with a loss of involuntary control of all lesser intestinal componants. Now exhaust from his 911 and himself was something to be dealt with. Just then the make-shift belt gave way and the engine whinned yet produced nothing. It was going to be a long walk to anywhere.

TABS packed