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I'll share two I've heard here. These took place on a Cruise Ship. They where told by the cruise director for the Constelation.

First one,

The guy was talking with a cruiser, who asked about how they fill the pool up. The Cruise Director told him they pulled the water from the ocean, and filtered it. The guest then said now he understood why the water was soo rough.

Front desk, an older lady comes up with an extremely determined and angry look. She slams her fist down, and goes into a nearly incomprenshible tirade. They call in the cruise director, who gets out of her, that she is extremely mad that she payed a lot of money for an ocean view room. All she see's is the parking lot! ... He told her to calm down, and give them about two hours, and they would fix it.(Ship had not yet left first port...)