This reminds me of an ex I had, who was a militant pornophobe. It was so ridiculous that I couldn't say the words "strip bar" without her hitting the roof. In my naivete, I thought she'd mellow out. During one of her rants, she said to me, "You know, I've dated a lot of guys and never met one who looked at porn." Ha ha!!!! I'm not making this up. I said, "Then you've dated a lot of liars and should be happy you found someone like me who is proud to admit I look at porn and trade it with my friends like we used to do with baseball cards." Anyway, glad she's gone.
