Three Irish lads are planning to go to London from Dublin. A friend of theirs who just came back from London tells them that they must go to a Bass Pub because a Bass pub is where they can get the best pint in London.
They get to London and go to the first pub they see and ask if it is a Bass pub. The barkeep says” Sorry, lads, this is a Young’s pub”.
They walk down the road to the next pub, go in and ask “Is this a Bass pub”. The barkeep says “yes it is”
The lads say, “We’ll have three Guinness please.”
in memory of Dave Allen
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