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Daddy "I'm a Scientist, I build things, I make them work...what the fk do U do all day...lay around and gamble..why don't U get up off your lazy a$$ and go out and do something... anything...and see what the real world is like, instead of asking Mother for everything... I never got a Trust Fund to leach off of.... I had to make something of myself...."

"Ohhhh Daddy stop being such a martyr and climb down off your cross, your just jealous cause you have to get up and go to work every mornining instead of just calling for room service to get you a glass of Orange juice."

Daddy, "And thats another thing..those sissy a$$ Spoons you collect, who ever heard of a man collecting Spoons..what are you some kind of fagg0t. My son the homo....thats all I need...."

"And I Love you too Daddy, you know very well that I make money on those Spoons, more than you make in a year as a matter of fact."

Daddy, "Theres just no talking to you, you just twist everything to your point of view...maybe your Mother can make you see some sense."

At this point Mother stepped in..."Tabs stop aggravating your father, U know how easy it is to upset him. Thats why we had to buy U your own house..and whats this all about anyway....he wouldn't let you take his Porsche out?"

Tabs, "Well mother you know how easy it is for me to get his goat, and he did pi$$ me off..."

Mother, "Well Tabs, maybe this will do it...how would U like your Trust Fund Check to be late next month...."

Tabs, "Ahhhh.....Daddy I'mmm...sorry that I aggravated you, I was entirely wrong and I in no way meant any malice and I promise that it will never happen again."

Mother then said. "Give your Father a kiss on the cheek and tell him that you love him."

Tabs "Do I have too, he smells...."

Mother, "Either that or no checky on the 1st, and I know you got those gambling debts to pay."

Tabs, "OK as you wish."