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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went into town and went to a small shop on High street. I was only in there for about 5 minutes.

When I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on buddy, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi Bastard. He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a piece of stinking dog *****. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't give a *****. I came downtown by bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age.


(I'm 36. It was a joke sent to me by someone else.)