Todd, that Daytona 6 is the cats arse, but for crying out loud, its a squid machine and you're, well, adult. Just don't let it egg you on.
As to those BMW cruisers, a doc buddy of mine bought one as a midlife mobile, and when I first saw it, my reaction was simply that I didn't know they served acid for lunch in the Beemer employee cafe. It is seriously well put together, though, and at least the weirdness is Teutonic weirdness, as opposed to a Honda Rune or something