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I had a female friend like that in college, let's call her "Karen" (real name). She was attractive, but I lost interest in her "that way" after an early rebuff. She invited herself to crash in my room one night. I thought it was all innocent, but she had other ideas...

About a year later, she starts telling me that a mutual male friend has become threatening towards her. I talked to the guy, and it turns out that she was telling him the same thing about me! Me and the guy bought each other a few beers at the bar that night and said forget her...

A month or so later (she lived on the same floor as me in college). My girlfriend (now wife) bursts into my dorm room crying. She demands to know if it's true that I do coke. (I don't nor ever have.) I tell her "no". I asked where she heard this. The answer was no surprise: "Karen".

A week later, Karen stops by my room, closes the door, and explains in a grave tone that she has something very important to tell me. My girlfriend (now wife) was trying to get pregnant by me to trap me into marriage. I had to keep myself from laughing at her--the girlfriend and I hadn't been intimate yet... (8 years later we have no kids and have been married 1½ years.)

Karen moved off the floor that week and I haven't heard from her since. I had been rather unsuccessful in dating the previous two years in college. I came to find out that Karen had taken it upon herself to visit with any girl I was interested in and tell her some vicious rumors about me.