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Come one, Come all....Step right into the tent and hear all the sorted details about debauchery, drunkeness, lust and greed...

Our Joe is no ordinary Joe....he could Moonlight as Doctor Phil is an affable personality with intelligence lurking under that brow that all in all is suitable for talking to adults in any country....

Coolie smokes just that Kool Cigarettes ....Ever wonder maybe thats why shes called Cool Chick...Hmmmm...anyway enough digression...shes one outspoken Chick that belies a fragility within... and has a nasty habit of cutting one off in mid-sentence to start a new train of thought with, in this case our Joe aka Dr Phil...but thats just part of the Brassy Broad routine she has down pat.

Red Beard is just as Crass in real life as he presents himself on these Boards or so he says...and Who ever heard of drinking Pinot Noir with Chinese food, fill my glass up I'll have another sip of that grape juice...Personally I think he misses the ocean...but what do I know, I was getting drunk at the time...

Ahhh our man Fint and Coolie made quiet a couple at dinner...and who woulda thought that....Conserative and Liberal...Cats and Dogs....Naw not possible...and much to our surprise Fint ISN'T African American, but he did proudly show us his John Birch Society Membership card...and is ready to fight anyone who disses America in a James Cagney sorta way..!

Jordy is truly a man with a Contiental Savor Faire...a cosmopolitian man about town debonaire and dashing...sorta the James Bond of LV....ahhh correction make that Henderson...

Slakjaw could be a kid right outa High School ..come to think of it he is....and quiet as a Church Mouse...Ummm Ferris Bueller meets Madonna....

Randy P is the only guy in Seattle who doesn't drink the coffee... get depressed in the rain...or think Nirvana is the greatest band ever.

12 to own 911 aka KIm..is passionate about Porsches, but a Targa please...they leak they creak and ya can't park them anywhere with the top off..just like an old man...

and finally Todd aka Nostatus....we are all "inconsequntial and irrevelant" in the eyes of Gawd like ants scurrying about..and its a wonder that he just doesn't squash us all out of fustration and boredom...but I find firing my SIG to be soothing in sort of a Zen way....

And Ignatius pitched you a fast ball....that went right by U Strike One!!!! and the title of that ball is what is true about Mother....