[M.D. Holloway]

One Saturday I thought I would give my Wife a break and take the kids grocery shopping. Got to Sams and filled the cart - included in the cart was orange juice. I bought the less expensive store brand. Got home and my Bride proceeded to dress me down...
"What is this?"
"Its OJ."
"It isn't Tropicana Low Acid No Pulp High Calcium!"
"That stuff is 5 times more expensive!"
"Thats what we drink - you can drink that swill."

I drove back to the store (in the 911 with the kids) and got the good stuff. She was right on many levels and it gave me yet one more reason to drive the 911 with the kids.